captains log, day 3.

10.42 super sargeant major sezmond told me to do a bound of joy in to the pillow chamber of doom

10.43 awwwww

12.11 have been jaken to hyber hospital and nausiating nurse nimrod told me i was lucky to have my super captain life after doing a bound of joy into the pillow chamber of doom

14.55 told super sargeant major sezmond about the bound of joy into the pillow chamber of doom, super sargeant major sezmond recieved a dose of gyga-giga giggles.  it was a mere joysick joke.

14.57 walked away with what was left of my dignity.

14.58 super sargeant major sezmond recieved yet another dose of gyga-giga giggles.  my hyber hat was on backwards... the most shamefull of all extra embarassing eggsma.

14.59 then i had a frightful fart, it was a sad day

captains log signing off.

captains log day 2

supreme lord seren told me to do a cyber leap off the powerfull poop deck

and this is what happened
12:41 i did a cyber leap which was the biggest cyber leap of all!
12:44 i landed in a powerful pile of powerful poop it was powerfully poopy
12:51 time for a battling bath in the battling bathtub of battling bubbles it was battlingly bumflufy
13:18 i told supreme lord seren
13:21 supreme lord seren frightningly fell to the frightning floor with gyga giggles
13:58 supreme lord seren stoped the gyga giggles and told me that me doing a cyber leap off the powerfull poop deck was a jolly joke

today was a sad day

captains log signing off